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Post by MattyJam on Apr 30, 2023 19:59:50 GMT
I just ate a whole trifle. Liberian Girl tried to shame me for it, so I reminded her "I've got a cold, working a night shift tonight, got made redundant last week and my mums dead." That shut her up. Family size? Of course. Before you judge me, try hard to love me.
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Post by mjjfan810 on Apr 30, 2023 20:06:13 GMT
Of course. Before you judge me, try hard to love me. Look within you heart then ask... have you seen your cholesterol?
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Post by Michaels Lover on Jul 9, 2023 10:08:56 GMT
Who wants to do my laundry for me today? I'm too lazy and it's too hot. I think aazzaabb should do it
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Post by aazzaabb on Jul 9, 2023 10:24:22 GMT
Who wants to do my laundry for me today? I'm too lazy and it's too hot. I think aazzaabb should do it I’ll do a few separate washes; colours, whites, underwear! Recently I put a few white t-shirts in with colours and my wife bollocked me! You want me to iron them also?
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Post by Michaels Lover on Jul 9, 2023 10:46:02 GMT
Who wants to do my laundry for me today? I'm too lazy and it's too hot. I think aazzaabb should do it I’ll do a few separate washes; colours, whites, underwear! Recently I put a few white t-shirts in with colours and my wife bollocked me! You want me to iron them also? I don't own any white clothes, so it's easy. Just 2 loads please, 1 60 degrees, and 1 40 degrees. They're in separate baskets, so it's already sorted. No ironing is necessary. thank you!
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Post by aazzaabb on Jul 9, 2023 11:00:03 GMT
I’ll do a few separate washes; colours, whites, underwear! Recently I put a few white t-shirts in with colours and my wife bollocked me! You want me to iron them also? I don't own any white clothes, so it's easy. Just 2 loads please, 1 60 degrees, and 1 40 degrees. They're in separate baskets, so it's already sorted. No ironing is necessary. thank you! I have to wear a lot of white t-shirts in the heat because I was badly burned on my chest in accident as a child and I’m Irish so am very fair skinned. But yeah, I’ll do that no worries. The first load is just gone in and it’s on now. We’ll have those glad rags fresh as a daisy in no time. No ironing necessary? Great! You want a sandwich or some eggs, a fully cooked breakfast?
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Post by Michaels Lover on Jul 9, 2023 11:15:40 GMT
I don't own any white clothes, so it's easy. Just 2 loads please, 1 60 degrees, and 1 40 degrees. They're in separate baskets, so it's already sorted. No ironing is necessary. thank you! I have to wear a lot of white t-shirts in the heat because I was badly burned on my chest in accident as a child and I’m Irish so am very fair skinned. But yeah, I’ll do that no worries. The first load is just gone in and it’s on now. We’ll have those glad rags fresh as a daisy in no time. No ironing necessary? Great! You want a sandwich or some eggs, a fully cooked breakfast? Great! I'll go laze then.
A sandwich would be nice!
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Post by aazzaabb on Jul 9, 2023 15:53:16 GMT
I have to wear a lot of white t-shirts in the heat because I was badly burned on my chest in accident as a child and I’m Irish so am very fair skinned. But yeah, I’ll do that no worries. The first load is just gone in and it’s on now. We’ll have those glad rags fresh as a daisy in no time. No ironing necessary? Great! You want a sandwich or some eggs, a fully cooked breakfast? Great! I'll go laze then.
A sandwich would be nice! One delicious sandwich coming up!
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Post by Michaels Lover on Jul 9, 2023 18:43:31 GMT
Great! I'll go laze then.
A sandwich would be nice! One delicious sandwich coming up! You've been so good to me today!
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Post by aazzaabb on Jul 9, 2023 19:08:03 GMT
One delicious sandwich coming up! You've been so good to me today! You’re most welcome! Can I give you a foot massage?
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Post by Michaels Lover on Jul 9, 2023 19:16:37 GMT
You've been so good to me today! You’re most welcome! Can I give you a foot massage? That doesn't sound bad! Go for it!
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Post by aazzaabb on Jul 9, 2023 19:19:44 GMT
You’re most welcome! Can I give you a foot massage? That doesn't sound bad! Go for it! I’ll do your temples, neck and shoulders also. I’m pretty good at massage.💆♀️
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Post by Michaels Lover on Jul 9, 2023 19:25:42 GMT
That doesn't sound bad! Go for it! I’ll do your temples, neck and shoulders also. I’m pretty good at massage.💆♀️ I've never had massage, ever in my life
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Post by aazzaabb on Jul 9, 2023 19:44:05 GMT
I’ll do your temples, neck and shoulders also. I’m pretty good at massage.💆♀️ I've never had massage, ever in my life Whaaaaa???!!!! You for real?? That’s crazy!! You really need to have one!!
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Post by Michaels Lover on Jul 9, 2023 20:41:05 GMT
I've never had massage, ever in my life Whaaaaa???!!!! You for real?? That’s crazy!! You really need to have one!! I don't know anyone who can give me one
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