TonyR
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Post by TonyR on Aug 31, 2019 22:17:02 GMT
Just met Martin.
Martin's Mum just died.
When Martin's Mum shouted Carrots to him, she meant Fuck Off.
How lovely.
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TonyR
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Post by TonyR on Aug 31, 2019 22:53:45 GMT
Bus only went half way home so now listening to U2 Angel of Harlem in a pub. @innuendo141 aazzaabbTHE GIRLS GO CRAZY FOR A SHARP DRESSED MAN |
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TonyR
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Post by TonyR on Aug 31, 2019 22:54:08 GMT
Just like in the movies.
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Post by aazzaabb on Aug 31, 2019 23:00:32 GMT
Please, feel free to post some drunken wisdom. Weāre here all night and weāre good listeners. I had my first Personal Training session on Thursday. My 2 arms are in agony. I did cardio, a yoga class and swimming yesterday. Day off from gym today, back tomorrow. One thing I know for sure: you donāt get in shape over night, do you? This is a long ongoing process. Now, fancy another drink? Iām hitting a hot bath now for my broken bodyšš Hey Aaron. Don't just stand there, let's get to it. Strike a pose there's nothing to it. Bollocks! Fuck sake Dad! You are drunk! |
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TonyR
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Post by TonyR on Aug 31, 2019 23:02:07 GMT
Van Halen
Kris Kross
Madonna
#Jump
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2019 23:05:05 GMT
Van Halen Kris Kross Madonna #Jump Girls Aloud |
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Post by aazzaabb on Aug 31, 2019 23:06:48 GMT
Bus only went half way home so now listening to U2 Angel of Harlem in a pub. @innuendo141 aazzaabb THE GIRLS GO CRAZY FOR A SHARP DRESSED MAN Your a good looking mother fucker in a suit! Just be careful, you donāt want some kid knocking on your door in a few years looking for their Dad. Who were conceived to U2 in the gents bathroom of a pub! |
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TonyR
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Post by TonyR on Aug 31, 2019 23:06:55 GMT
Van Halen Kris Kross Madonna #Jump Girls Aloud COVER VERSIONS DON'T COUNT, YOU FANTASTIC CUNT. |
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TonyR
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Post by TonyR on Aug 31, 2019 23:08:21 GMT
Fucking hell. Just broke my sperm bucket.
Again.
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Post by aazzaabb on Aug 31, 2019 23:10:48 GMT
Van Halen Kris Kross Madonna #Jump Girls Aloud Iām VERY surprised he left them out actually! |
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Post by aazzaabb on Aug 31, 2019 23:12:30 GMT
Iām just out of the bath covered in red blotches! I swear to god my fucking skin! Canāt fucking drink either because of allergies!
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TonyR
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Post by TonyR on Aug 31, 2019 23:15:05 GMT
Iām VERY surprised he left them out actually!Ā Pointer Sisters. |
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Post by TonyR on Aug 31, 2019 23:15:29 GMT
Bruno Mars
Freddie Mercury
Pluto
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Post by aazzaabb on Aug 31, 2019 23:17:42 GMT
COVER VERSIONS DON'T COUNT, YOU FANTASTIC CUNT. How dare you use that word! FANTASTIC is so 2010! A more accurate description for him would have been ātremendous cuntā or āremarkable cuntā, heck, even if you were to have said āmonumental cuntā. āFantasticā is just a bit out dated is all. |
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Post by aazzaabb on Aug 31, 2019 23:24:40 GMT
Fucking hell. Just broke my sperm bucket. Again. Whats a sperm bucket? And hows Martin? |
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