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Post by Russg on Apr 5, 2021 16:04:41 GMT
The other day I made my boyfriend squirt so hard and with such volume it damaged my laptop. True Story.
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TonyR
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Post by TonyR on Apr 5, 2021 17:26:43 GMT
The other day I made my boyfriend squirt so hard and with such volume it damaged my laptop. True Story. You should write for Hallmark mate.
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Post by Cloudbuster on Apr 5, 2021 19:23:40 GMT
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Post by SmoothGangsta on Apr 14, 2021 19:16:59 GMT
Watched "Produced By George Martin" recently and I think it's a really nice doc about his life. He's a super interesting guy to me in general and obviously his work with The Beatles was amazing.
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Post by mjjfan810 on Apr 14, 2021 19:20:38 GMT
Watched "Produced By George Martin" recently and I think it's a really nice doc about his life. He's a super interesting guy to me in general and obviously his work with The Beatles was amazing. I remember when George Martin conducted the LA Philharmonic at the Hollywood Bowl back in '99. How many music producers could pull that off? He was so talented.
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Post by SmoothGangsta on Apr 26, 2021 15:55:39 GMT
I have been exercising a lot more recently because I suddenly realised I had become skinny-fat. It's hard but getting easier lol.
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Post by MattyJam on May 7, 2021 10:31:00 GMT
Just had a news popup on my phone "London mother of six dead in bush." Not surprised after six kids.
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TonyR
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Post by TonyR on May 7, 2021 11:42:26 GMT
Just had a news popup on my phone "London mother of six dead in bush." Not surprised after six kids. You are a terrible, terrible man.
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Post by Cloudbuster on May 12, 2021 1:09:54 GMT
Why is 'Greta' not complaining about plastic mask waste? Harms the environment, you know.
How dare you.
Where are the hazardous waste bins?
Oh, it's a virus.
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Post by Russg on May 14, 2021 15:28:53 GMT
Funny story... My best friend is someone who used to be my girlfriend before I accepted that I was gay. We never actually had sex (thank God), but came close a few times. We were going out for about six months and I think she was starting to wonder why our relationship hadn't become physical yet. She used to send me explicit text messages to try and turn me on. The final straw came when she messaged me saying "I just creamed my twat thinking of you Russ." In that moment there and then, I knew I was gay. We still have a giggle about it to this day.
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Post by MattyJam on May 14, 2021 15:35:41 GMT
Funny story... My best friend is someone who used to be my girlfriend before I accepted that I was gay. We never actually had sex (thank God), but came close a few times. We were going out for about six months and I think she was starting to wonder why our relationship hadn't become physical yet. She used to send me explicit text messages to try and turn me on. The final straw came when she messaged me saying "I just creamed my twat thinking of you Russ." In that moment there and then, I knew I was gay. We still have a giggle about it to this day. She sounds like a proper lady, Russ.
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Post by Cloudbuster on May 14, 2021 19:31:59 GMT
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Post by pg13 on May 26, 2021 9:10:04 GMT
Looking forward to watching Manchester United v Villareal at the cinema tonight! Doubt it would ever have been on the silver screen were it not for covid decimating the movie industry.
Should be a cracking night!
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Post by HIStoric on May 26, 2021 11:36:54 GMT
vm.tiktok.com/ZSJaW8q4Y/Paparazzi can be such scumbags. Imagine wishing cancer on someone because they stood in between you and a celebrity. π I must say, it is satisfying to see these assholes not get what they want (and I feel like the guy was deliberately shifting himself between them and BeyoncΓ© so maybe heβs hired by her or the event lol!)
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Post by Cloudbuster on May 26, 2021 21:41:38 GMT
lmao
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